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  为了满足我的性欲老公每天去晨练

     我和老公结婚已经有3年,进入了传说中的“皮婚”阶段,两个人上床不再有当初的激情,像做皮试一样,“吱”一下就完事了原文www.163xjk.com

  被我抱怨后,老公晚上特意早早关了电脑,和我“嘿咻”了半个多小时。然后他还不忘追问我的感受,我回答说:“还行吧,一夜一次郎先生。”

  他奇怪地问我:“咋还给我起了个日本伙夫的名字呢?”

  我告诉他那个一夜七次郎的笑话。老公嘟哝着说:“原来你追求的是这个啊,那咱得多来几次。”可“嘿咻”毕竟是个力气活,结果老公心有余而力不足。

  随后一段日子,他天天起个大早去晨跑。

  虽然他不歇气地锻炼了3个月,但还是没办法让“小弟弟”强大起来,顶多从“一次郎”升格为“两次郎”了。为了提高效率,老公还偷偷狂吃蒜苗和韭菜,拒绝碰丝瓜这种传说中的“倒阳”菜。

  吃多了味大的食物,弄得晚上“嘿咻”时,我恨不得戴个大口罩,太污染室内空气了!

  只好赶紧讨饶:“其实,那个一夜七次郎根本就是个传说啦,咱别迷恋那狗屁传说了。”

  老公说他还得摸索一下,最后,还说有办法了。

  啥办法呢?说出来羞死人,每次“嘿咻”时,当俺正要冲上快乐的顶峰时,他就跟个裁判似的吹起了暂停的口哨:“中场休息,中场休息!”然后过一会儿他又重新进入战场,重新进入就算做“一次”了。

  几次下来,弄得我烦不胜烦。他也很懊恼:“你以为我愿意中途撤退啊?这不是为了摆脱一次郎那名声嘛!”

  我一把抓紧他,说道:“管他一夜N次郎的,你忘了我是干什么的啊?我在单位可是质量检验员,又不是库房保管员,只记数的。你得以质取胜,知道吗?”

  从那以后,我和老公又恢复了正常的性生活。就让那个叫“一夜七次郎”的日本哥该上哪儿上哪儿玩去吧,我可不想让一个传说搅乱了我的生活。


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